Tigjipomin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, competent wolf.

Tigjipomin created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigjipomin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tigjipomin, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tigjipomin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tigjipomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always help geese.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always take life seriously.