Dussdamcam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional raven.

Dussdamcam created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussdamcam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dussdamcam, he will send you a sign.

Dussdamcam's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dussdamcam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dussdamcam.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to music.