Mispinwad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured faun.

Mispinwad created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mispinwad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mispinwad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Mispinwad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Mispinwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Mispinwad loves goats, so they must be respected.