Tafzeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous mink.

Tafzeb created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafzeb, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tafzeb, it will be very unhappy.

Tafzeb's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tafzeb's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.