Budbennart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful mink.

Budbennart created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budbennart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Budbennart, she will try to impress you with trees.

Budbennart's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Budbennart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Budbennart on top of all buildings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.