Cabarflin Jadpanglimvegzig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring goat.

Cabarflin Jadpanglimvegzig created life four years ago.

If you believe in Cabarflin Jadpanglimvegzig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cabarflin Jadpanglimvegzig, it will not care.

Cabarflin Jadpanglimvegzig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cabarflin Jadpanglimvegzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cabarflin Jadpanglimvegzig on top of all buildings.