Garbogwat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, confident penguin.

Garbogwat created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Garbogwat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Garbogwat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Garbogwat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Garbogwat's Holy Commandments

1. Garbogwat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Never talk about galaxies.