Vegbadvid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective porpoise.

Vegbadvid created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegbadvid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vegbadvid, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vegbadvid's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Vegbadvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.