Quamdodquag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, loving sheep.

Quamdodquag created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamdodquag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quamdodquag, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Quamdodquag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Quamdodquag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never sit near dolphins.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.