Hasvedyog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart fairy.

Hasvedyog created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasvedyog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hasvedyog, it will be very unhappy.

Hasvedyog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Hasvedyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.