Babsigstig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, flying chinchilla.

Babsigstig created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Babsigstig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Babsigstig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Babsigstig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Babsigstig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue capybaras for they are unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.