Farnpastap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless shark.

Farnpastap created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnpastap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnpastap, he will try to impress you with trees.

Farnpastap's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Farnpastap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Never skip near shrews.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.