Misbimyess is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, competent chinchilla.

Misbimyess created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misbimyess, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Misbimyess, it will turn you into a puffin.

Misbimyess' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Misbimyess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never sing in the presence of birds.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.