Cadyomsakvin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak wombat.

Cadyomsakvin created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cadyomsakvin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cadyomsakvin, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cadyomsakvin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cadyomsakvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always obey Cadyomsakvin's priests.

5. Never write about cell theory.