Zemwabkip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm weasel.

Zemwabkip created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zemwabkip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zemwabkip, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zemwabkip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Zemwabkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Zemwabkip on top of all buildings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never look at nebulae.