Fonflanfab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating otter.

Fonflanfab created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonflanfab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fonflanfab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fonflanfab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fonflanfab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white snails, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never write about amino acids.