Cabfomsag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ruthless lizard.

Cabfomsag created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Cabfomsag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cabfomsag, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cabfomsag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cabfomsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Put Cabfomsag first in all things.