Dubyogrill is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, annoying lobster.

Dubyogrill created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubyogrill, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dubyogrill, she will cry a lot.

Dubyogrill's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dubyogrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Hide if nine mice approach from the west.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away if eight doves approach from the south.