Tabshavquat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident alligator.

Tabshavquat created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabshavquat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tabshavquat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tabshavquat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tabshavquat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Never look in ponds.