Rowbodgess is a god.

He takes the form of a large, amazing bat.

Rowbodgess created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Rowbodgess, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rowbodgess, he will turn you into a tree.

Rowbodgess' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rowbodgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Always wear black.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rowbodgess.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about comets.