Timdonomtcet is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, narcissistic wasp.

Timdonomtcet created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timdonomtcet, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Timdonomtcet, she will boil you in a big pot.

Timdonomtcet's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Timdonomtcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.