Likzenlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy bat.

Likzenlarn created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Likzenlarn, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Likzenlarn, he will cry a lot.

Likzenlarn's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Likzenlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Likzenlarn loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.