Gemdotnat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, annoying goblin.

Gemdotnat created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemdotnat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gemdotnat, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gemdotnat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gemdotnat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away from green tapirs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not laugh in public.