Dubfagfod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous walrus.

Dubfagfod created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubfagfod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dubfagfod, he will ignore you.

Dubfagfod's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dubfagfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the west.