Wikmanfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful naga.

Wikmanfig created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikmanfig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wikmanfig, she will not invite you to parties.

Wikmanfig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Wikmanfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Do not drink alcohol.