Bemgemwan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, caring naga.

Bemgemwan created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Bemgemwan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bemgemwan, it will strike you with lightening.

Bemgemwan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bemgemwan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never run near swans.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.