Cinhinjop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, caring donkey.

Cinhinjop created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinhinjop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cinhinjop, she will turn you into a snail.

Cinhinjop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cinhinjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not chop down trees.