Yokhasgud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, kind centaur.

Yokhasgud created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokhasgud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yokhasgud, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yokhasgud's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yokhasgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never play with disobedient children.