Yikpakbast is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, merciless capybara.

Yikpakbast created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikpakbast, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yikpakbast, it will strike you with lightening.

Yikpakbast's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yikpakbast's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not hurt horses.