Rotjamhablag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy otter.

Rotjamhablag created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotjamhablag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rotjamhablag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rotjamhablag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rotjamhablag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not commit murder.