Gemrulort is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful scorpion.

Gemrulort created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Gemrulort, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gemrulort, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gemrulort's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gemrulort's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Run away if three ducks approach from the north.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.