Cadtartadhan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, flying capybara.

Cadtartadhan created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadtartadhan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cadtartadhan, she will torture you forever.

Cadtartadhan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cadtartadhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never play with disobedient children.