Fethakwap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered jaguar.

Fethakwap created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fethakwap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fethakwap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fethakwap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fethakwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fethakwap on top of all buildings.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Never run in the presence of porpoises.