Bafcamquim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever wasp.

Bafcamquim created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafcamquim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafcamquim, he will not care.

Bafcamquim's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bafcamquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away if eight seals approach from the south.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bafcamquim.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Always help sick eagles.