Spagstikyart Midbogdag Kanhanhap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, blissful dolphin.

Spagstikyart Midbogdag Kanhanhap created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagstikyart Midbogdag Kanhanhap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Spagstikyart Midbogdag Kanhanhap, she will turn you into a worm.

Spagstikyart Midbogdag Kanhanhap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Spagstikyart Midbogdag Kanhanhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.