Parklipxinwipbutcunfat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty pig.

Parklipxinwipbutcunfat created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Parklipxinwipbutcunfat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Parklipxinwipbutcunfat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Parklipxinwipbutcunfat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Parklipxinwipbutcunfat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Parklipxinwipbutcunfat.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never hurt voles.