Tapwapfet is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless faun.

Tapwapfet created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapwapfet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tapwapfet, he will come to you in dreams.

Tapwapfet's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tapwapfet's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tapwapfet.