Omtsadshav is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, annoying rat.

Omtsadshav created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Omtsadshav, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Omtsadshav, it will have a low opinion of you.

Omtsadshav's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Omtsadshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.