Nilflowbaddissnakbossbed is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful dove.

Nilflowbaddissnakbossbed created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilflowbaddissnakbossbed, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilflowbaddissnakbossbed, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nilflowbaddissnakbossbed's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nilflowbaddissnakbossbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.