Bimfigrill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, emotional cobra.

Bimfigrill created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimfigrill, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bimfigrill, it will ignore you.

Bimfigrill's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bimfigrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not hurt shrews.