Nillzogyog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome armadillo.

Nillzogyog created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillzogyog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillzogyog, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nillzogyog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nillzogyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about nebulae.