Bagbellbag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective hummingbird.

Bagbellbag created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagbellbag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bagbellbag, he will strike you with lightening.

Bagbellbag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bagbellbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.