Abfottarg is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil spider.

Abfottarg created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Abfottarg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Abfottarg, she will refuse to believe in you.

Abfottarg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Abfottarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near gulls.

2. Worship no other gods but Abfottarg.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never write about comets.