Stragpomman is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind ant.

Stragpomman created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragpomman, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stragpomman, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Stragpomman's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Stragpomman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Stragpomman loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about planets.