Podkondab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, moody human.

Podkondab created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podkondab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Podkondab, he will turn you into a mole.

Podkondab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Podkondab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your head indigo.

5. Do not hurt sharks.