Jigsomtailflis is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic centipede.

Jigsomtailflis created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigsomtailflis, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jigsomtailflis, he will think nothing of it.

Jigsomtailflis' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jigsomtailflis' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Jigsomtailflis loves cats, so they must be respected.