Davweevab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, selfish goblin.

Davweevab created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Davweevab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Davweevab, it will not care.

Davweevab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Davweevab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Davweevab on top of important buildings.