Linfidkom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ruthless lizard.

Linfidkom created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linfidkom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Linfidkom, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Linfidkom's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Linfidkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Retreat if seven seals approach from the north.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed rice to moths while wearing pink shorts.