Somflyraw is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful pigeon.

Somflyraw created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somflyraw, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Somflyraw, it will remove you from existence.

Somflyraw's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Somflyraw's Holy Commandments

1. Somflyraw must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Do not sit in public.