Bapfoss Wodkonfunyim Cangigsas is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless wolf.

Bapfoss Wodkonfunyim Cangigsas created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapfoss Wodkonfunyim Cangigsas, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bapfoss Wodkonfunyim Cangigsas, she will turn you into a rat.

Bapfoss Wodkonfunyim Cangigsas' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bapfoss Wodkonfunyim Cangigsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bapfoss Wodkonfunyim Cangigsas on top of all buildings.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not commit murder.